that awkward moment,
when your friend passes you by and her breasts brushes off your arm!
that awkward moment,
when you press yourself against the elevator door and sing out loud, carefree and careless, believing no one would stay up late in the school and then as the elevator door opens, a teacher stands inside the elevator confused and you stand there like an idiot!
that awkward moment,
when your arm gets brushed by somebody’s breasts, twice on same day!
that awkward moment,
when you find out that your crush’s brother is equally handsome and cute!
that awkward moment,
when your friend in exam hall calls “Professor! Sheet” to ask for the exam paper, and every time she calls that all you hear is “Professor SHIT” “Professor SHIT! *scumbag brain*
that awkward moment,
when in exam hall you are right beside the friend whose knife you lost and all you can think of is she stabbing you with the knife you did not return!
that awkward moment,
when your baby brother’s senior girl friend tells you “I love you”!
that awkward moment,
when your crush tells you that he was skyping you just because he had to wait for his parents to come online!
that awkward moment,
when your friend’s head rests on your boobs while travelling on the bus and you can do nothing about it because you are too careful not to wake her up!
that awkward moment,
when a barely know-bee walks by you and smiles at you and you walk pass by her thinking whether or not to smile!
that awkward moment,
when you are daydreaming while walking on the street and smile at a complete stranger like an idiot!
that awkward moment,
when your best friend confesses that he loves you and his girlfriend too!
that awkward moment,
when your professor announces in front of everyone that he gave you marks for the wrong biome you wrote for answer just because you had once visited the biome for a summer course!
that awkward moment,
when your ex boyfriend message you out of blue saying “you are always in my heart and memories no matter where you are”!
that awkward moment,
when you are studying about mate choice under social relationship and you confuse organism for ‘orgasm’ and maturation for ‘masturbation’! *scumbag brain*
that awkward moment,
when two of your friends that you live with are menstruating and you become conscious like its your time of the month! *scumbag subconsciousness*
that awkward moment,
when you try to make joke of how it would be so weird if you date one of your three best guy friends from college because the other two had proposed you in college and then he says that it was all part of a plan! *damn you guys*
that awkward moment,
when you get too excited to post on your favorite band’s facebook wall and write “If I could marry a voice, I would marry Chris’s voice” and expect loads of likes and comments, but instead the post gets deleted and you are left confused, hurt and feeling stupid.
Awkward Awkward!!!
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that awkward moment,
when your friend passes you by and her breasts brushes off your arm!
that awkward moment,
when you press yourself against the elevator door and sing out loud, carefree and careless, believing no one would stay up late in the school and then as the elevator door opens, a teacher stands inside the elevator confused and you stand there like an idiot!
that awkward moment,
when your arm gets brushed by somebody’s breasts, twice on same day!
that awkward moment,
when you find out that your crush’s brother is equally handsome and cute!
that awkward moment,
when your friend in exam hall calls “Professor! Sheet” to ask for the exam paper, and every time she calls that all you hear is “Professor SHIT” “Professor SHIT! *scumbag brain*
that awkward moment,
when in exam hall you are right beside the friend whose knife you lost and all you can think of is she stabbing you with the knife you did not return!
that awkward moment,
when your baby brother’s senior girl friend tells you “I love you”!
that awkward moment,
when your crush tells you that he was skyping you just because he had to wait for his parents to come online!
that awkward moment,
when your friend’s head rests on your boobs while travelling on the bus and you can do nothing about it because you are too careful not to wake her up!
that awkward moment,
when a barely know-bee walks by you and smiles at you and you walk pass by her thinking whether or not to smile!
that awkward moment,
when you are daydreaming while walking on the street and smile at a complete stranger like an idiot!
that awkward moment,
when your best friend confesses that he loves you and his girlfriend too!
that awkward moment,
when your professor announces in front of everyone that he gave you marks for the wrong biome you wrote for answer just because you had once visited the biome for a summer course!
that awkward moment,
when your ex boyfriend message you out of blue saying “you are always in my heart and memories no matter where you are”!
that awkward moment,
when you are studying about mate choice under social relationship and you confuse organism for ‘orgasm’ and maturation for ‘masturbation’! *scumbag brain*
that awkward moment,
when two of your friends that you live with are menstruating and you become conscious like its your time of the month! *scumbag subconsciousness*
that awkward moment,
when you try to make joke of how it would be so weird if you date one of your three best guy friends from college because the other two had proposed you in college and then he says that it was all part of a plan! *damn you guys*
that awkward moment,
when you get too excited to post on your favorite band’s facebook wall and write “If I could marry a voice, I would marry Chris’s voice” and expect loads of likes and comments, but instead the post gets deleted and you are left confused, hurt and feeling stupid.
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May 4, 2012
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